The Narwhal In His Cup of Sea

I'M SO TIRED, OF LIVING IN THIS CITY, AND NEVER BEING ABLE, TO SEE THE STARS AT NIGHT AND YES I KNOW, WE ARE SO FAR APART! WE'RE STILL LOOKING, TOGETHER AT THE SAME NIGHT SKY! I'M SO TIRED, OF LIVING IN THIS CITY, AND NEVER BEING ABLE, TO SEE THE STARS AT NIGHT AND YES I KNOW, WE ARE SO FAR APART! WE'RE STILL LOOKING, TOGETHER AT THE SAME NIGHT SKY!

Slightly Disturbing

The picture of the mom on the right really creeps me out and makes me think that this whole thing is a terrible idea.  What if your baby is ugly as fuck?